Civil Engineers In India

An Indian civil engineer was invited by his civil engineer friend in U.S.A.

The Indian civil engineer was stunned by seeing his lavish home. Out of curiosity he asked his friend: “How did you manage to have this beautiful home?”

American civil engineer : “Can you see the newly constructed bridge outside the window?”

Indian civil engineer : “Yes.”

American civil engineer : “(Winking his eyes) 10% of the budget came in my pocket.’

After a few months, the Indian civil engineer invited his American civil engineer to his home.

The American civil engineer found his home to be a way more lavish than his home. He was also stunned. Out of curiosity, he asked him: “Your house is more luxurious than mine, how come?”

Indian civil engineer : “Can you see the bridge outside the window?”

American civil engineer: “No”.

(Indian civil engineer winked his eyes.)